Brother MFC-6490CW

HELL YES.

I just received my order of a Brother MFC-6490CW, a multi-function center by Brother!
It can scan and print an enormous 11x17" ledger! It's about a foot tall, and only weighs a couple pounds.

Plus I managed to get it for only $107! BWAHAHAHA.

It can scan in at a highest resolution at, get this, 19200x19200dpi. I. Am. Not. Kidding.
It's such a high resolution scan it tells me that my 4 gigs of ram isn't enough memory to scan at that res. But seriously, this thing is so amazing I want all of you people I don't actually know to come over to my house and eat my food just so I can show it to you >__<